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Mar 08, 2009 | gadyetjunkie
Sa UK, isang Cebuano ang nanalo sa Lottery. Takbo agad siya sa Lottery Office para kunin ang ang pera.
Cebuano: I want my $20 million!
Lotto Official: No, Sir, Hindi po ganoon ang pag bayad namin. Sa umpisa, bibigyan ka namin ng 1 Million. Every year thereafter, Ibibigay namin sa iyo ang 1 Million.
Cebuano: Kailangan ko na ang buong pera ngayon!
Lotto Official: Talagang hindi pwedi dahil may kasulatan diyan sa likod ng ng ticket na hindi pwedi ang Lump Sum!
Cebuano: Look, I want my money now! Pag hindi niyo ibibigay ang $20 million ngayon, mabuti pa, Ibalik niyo na sa akin ang $1.00 na puhunan ko sa ticket!!!
COMMENTS
Eagle Mar 17, 2010ndi naman dollars sa UK eh. Pounds
alex Oct 07, 2009tamodlo kupal ikaw libing ko dyan ehh
trigerAug 28, 2009wa wew haha
misz.mo May 01, 2009wat a big s2pidty..wahahaha...
nhess Apr 27, 2009hahaha nice,katangahan hehehe
aussiegirlApr 02, 2009oh,oh, next time check the currency.
anonymousladyMar 31, 2009my dollar n pla s UK...alam ko meron d2 s canada pero UK,ala ah...
manipakwan Mar 28, 2009putanginang joK to, melodramatic....bwiset1
yun na yun? Mar 21, 2009nye
gadyetjunkie Mar 09, 2009hehe...kala ko di mo mapapansin...good job!
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