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Aug 21, 2008 | dianne2001

Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
A. A man's undivided attention.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Q. How is a man like a snowstorm?
A. Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
get, or how long it'll stay.

Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Q. Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
A. To keep the swelling down.

COMMENTS

kaye

Sep 13, 2008

cant get it

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