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Aug 13, 2008 | whitefang

Filipinos will always have "fighting spirits" whether facing a tycoon or in the edge of a graveyard!

Subject: Bill Gates Recruits a New Chairman
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a
new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not
know JAVA may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience
in managing more than 100 people may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself ' I never managed anybody
but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management
diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I left high school at 15
but what have I got to lose?'
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do
not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ' I do not speak one word
of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other
candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are
the only
two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now
like to
hear you have a conversation together in that
language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says
`Ano ba 'yon, dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'

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