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Aug 06, 2008 | dianne2001

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?"

"Honey, let me explain..."

"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -"

"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."

GETS NYO?

COMMENTS

vhebzSep 20, 2008

oo naman no sinu di makakagetz e luma na din yang joke na yan

yellow

Sep 14, 2008

haha..pokpok..amf

kailashaneAug 27, 2008

wahahaha....nagdrama pa kasi ayan natanong tuloy...wag na kasi mag complain pagtyagaan na ang pipino wahahaha

jelzieAug 18, 2008

hahaha! bka ung kids nla (panganay) anak ng talong (2nd) anak ng labanos (3rd) anak ng ampalaya!!! hndi nya naiskoran sa cucumber!!! hehehehe!!! JOKE lng poh!

lizelleAug 07, 2008

nice joke ha! ha! ha!

sheenAug 07, 2008

hehehe nice....

whitefangAug 07, 2008

waaaaaa!!! martyr pla ung husband..pesteng wife to..malandi!!

miss cutieAug 06, 2008

wahahahha....