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Jul 29, 2008 | apostola

Believe it or not
Woman has MAN in it;
Mrs. has MR. in it;
Female has MALE in it;
She has HE in it;
Madam has ADAM in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman,yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay,okay it all makes sense now....I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and.......
When we have REAL trouble,its a HISterectomy!

COMMENTS

*soupSep 16, 2008

hehehe winner!

yellow

Sep 14, 2008

..haha, it suits..

sheiAug 09, 2008

yah it's true

cecileJul 29, 2008

ive realized it too!wheww!