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Jul 21, 2008 | dianne2001
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:

"How much for Engineer brain?"

"3 dollars an ounce."

"How much for other generic profession brain?"

"4 dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"100 dollars an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
COMMENTS
ciao Sep 14, 2008 maganda to
ice Sep 11, 2008anong klaseng joke yan
j-linkSep 09, 2008...ay ganun???
haydenSep 04, 2008hahahaha...lagot kau sa lawyers
aj l Aug 07, 2008i mean nice joke :D
aj Aug 07, 2008ahaha :D nice one :D
anti tanga Aug 02, 2008tnga...english kasi kaya d nyo maintindihan...bwahahahahaha...tanga ka na bobo ka pa....
tanga Aug 02, 2008uu nga eh ang baho ng joke mo gago mag lason ka na lang
chamonAug 02, 2008walang brain ang lawyer
rostanJul 31, 2008joke b yan?????
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