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Apr 19, 2007 | little jon

A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so after he gets out of the Canadian airport he takes the bus to go stay at his relatives' house

He thinks to himself, "Galit na galit ako parang gusto kong pumatay." So he takes a out his knife and flashes it at some white guy standing there on the bus, The white guy then says, " Yo ! BE COOL man be cool!"

Then the Filipino guy says, "Oh Pasalamat ka, taga Bicol ka kundi pinatay na kita!!"

COMMENTS

curiosa

Nov 25, 2007

Sa funeral ng isang doctor, umattend ang mga friends.. isa ang nakapansin ang kakaiba ang porma ng mga ginawang korona.. sabi ng katabi.. pormang puso dahil siya ay cardiologist.. natawa ang isa.. bakit tanong ng katabi.. iniisip ko lang kasi kung anong porma ng korona pag namatay ang ginecologist.. kuha mo kaibigan?