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Milk The Bull

Feb 05, 2008 | lilarox

For the finals of the Australian Cow Milking Championship, an Australian, a German and a Filipino were given 15 minutes each to milk as much as they could from cows assigned to them. After 15 minutes …
“Australian contestant, how much did you get?”
A gallon,” the contestant shouted. Palakpakan.
“German contestant, how much?”
“A gallon and a half, sir!” Mas masigabong palakpakan.
“Filipino contestant, how much did you milk?”
“One teaspoon, sir!” Nakabibinging katahimikan.”Beg your pardon sir, but … they gave me a bull!”

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vhebzSep 24, 2008

hehe,cnu ba naman may kayang makakuha ng gatas sa bull? bilib na kayo noh?

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