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Oct 16, 2007 | mekeniabe

Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomitting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones to get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, bu pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, n the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: Is there any reason why I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. Whe will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No! 35 children is enough!

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford washing machine will probably never able to support you.

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't there is a clock in the oven.

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COMMENTS

jrsJul 30, 2009

anlandi mu ruth..... ^_^

jrsJul 30, 2009

anlandi mu ruth..... ^_^

ruth