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May 21, 2007 | syanne

Andoy is walking in front of a large white building looking for a restaurant where he has sent an appointment with someone. He forgot wear his watch, so he asks a man sitting by the entrance of the building what time is.
"No Problem! ", the man answers back. He breaks a couple of twigs from a nearby tree, makes a circle on the ground, then stands in the middle of the circle. "Just wait, " he tells an amazed Andoy as he turns around clockwise, with the left hand holding a small twig and the right hand a big twig. He then jumps out of the circle, makes imaginary calculations in the air, then turns to Andoy. "It’s 3:15p.m.," he then announces.
Andoy is dumbstruck, "You’re a genius! How could you to such thing?" The man smiles back, but before he could answer, a big buzzer rings and he immediately gets on his feet and runs back inside the building. Andoy looks at the sign on top of the building: COMMUNITY MENTAL HOSPITAL

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junkie

Feb 11, 2009

dalawa na kayo