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Sep 03, 2008 | apostola

a husbang gave lactacyd to her wife so at night he will "eat" somthing...it would be nice.....
Honey,di you use the lactacyd i gave you last week?
yeah,honey...every night.
and why your pussy cat has the same not nice odor still?
ewan ko ba honey!tinitake ko naman one tablespoon before sleeping!
sori poh...imbento lang.

COMMENTS

kailashane5 hrs. ago

hehehe dapat dagdagan ng dosage

j-link22 hrs. ago

heheeh!!!! dpat pinanggargle lng nya...

wag ka magsarili!

Aug 28, 2008 | apostola

wg
mng
srilihn
ang problema.

kung
kelangan
m0 ng
kausap,
d2 lang ak0,
takbuhan
m0 ako.

at tatakbuhan
din kita.

habulan tau...
para masaya,,
hehehe

COMMENTS

cecile

Aug 29, 2008

hehehee!!!ang saya saya!!!

Super lashing

Aug 28, 2008 | apostola

oooops my
nanga2ilangan stin!
tara n!...

kpangyarihan
ng alak

taglay ay tama

kambal
ang tingin

gumegewang
ang dating

kmi ang......

SUPER LACING! Ha!ha!Ha!

COMMENTS

@@@@-@Sep 01, 2008

sapat!

think of u..

Aug 13, 2008 | dianne2001

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

COMMENTS

galing_tulog_lng

Aug 22, 2008

patay ka na nyan...kain first oi

brickslayerAug 17, 2008

patay! kain muna..hehehhe!

A poem for Inday!

Jul 11, 2008 | Eyes_Of_Chaos

Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

Pacencia na po ha? grin kc eh..wag kaung maoffend..i just repost diz. tnx

COMMENTS

apostola