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Girl's First Time

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:14:05 CDT

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smiles relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if its too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too much numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
wheee...anu iniisip mo ha? comment on this

The Perfect Worker

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 02:34:07 CDT

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines. 1-comment

talino mo anak!

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 01:03:31 CDT

Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.
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Sexyng misis

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 01:02:21 CDT

Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy na ang misis ko kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng 10 kilo 'yung kabayo!
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pugot nga ba?

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 19:19:42 CDT

sino ang nawawalan ng ulo sa umaga at nagkakaroon uli sa gabi? comment on this

how many?

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 19:18:25 CDT

how many months have 28 days? 2-comments

where can you find?

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 19:14:07 CDT

where can you find "TIMBUKTU"? comment on this

oh!yes!i'm rich!

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 18:58:21 CDT

May isang magsasakang nanalo ng lotto and decide to go to america.Sa airport,manghang-mangha sa nakitang maraming eroplano at nagtanung sa isa sa mga officer doon."Ser,sino bagang mayari ng mga eroplanong ito?"
the officer answered,"WHat did you say?"
"Ang yaman ni what did you say,dami niya eroplano."
Nakarating siya ng America at manghang-mangha sa nakita niyang ganda.Nagtanung siya muli sa nakasalubong niya;"Amang,sino ga ang mayari ng lupaing itong pagkagandaganda?"
The american answered and said;"What did you say?"
"Ang yaman talaga ni what did you say!"sabi ng magsasakang nanalo sa lotto na nakarating ng america. Suddenly,may nasagasaan at medyo nagkagulo mga tao...sa kagustuhang tumulong,lumapit agad at nagtanung sa crowded people;"Sino ga ang namatay?"
"What did you say?"ang sabi ng lahat.
"Hay,salamat.Patay na si what did you say.Ako na ang pinakamayamang nilalang sa mundo ngayon.Bibilhin ko lahat ng pag-aari ni what did you say!"
hahaha!
tawa nman diyan pls... comment on this

ang "T"

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 10:58:21 CDT

What starts with T; ends with T; and full of T?

ttttt.........teapot! comment on this

WHO MADE?

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 09:12:28 CDT

wHO MADE kING aRTHUR'S ROUND TABLE? comment on this