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Mail thisGood & Bad news of God
Sep 05, 2008 | apostola
One day, the Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said.
Adam looked at the Lord and said; "Well,give me the good news first. Smiling,the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things,solve problems and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organs to give her children."
Adam very excited,exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Mail thisMasakit ang tiyan
Aug 12, 2008 | brickslayer
Pare 1; Oi! pare! anong nangyari sa'yo!
Pare 2; Eto..masakit ang ulo ko..
Pare 1; Normal lang yan pare!..parang sakit lang nang tiyan yan..pag walang laman ang tiyan..kumakalam..sumasakit..
"Ganyan din ang ulo pag walang laman"...hehehe!
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wewwwww Sep 10, 2008wewwwww
brickslayerAug 17, 2008oo nga eh!..nagluko pc..pano ba delete...helllppppp!
cecileAug 14, 2008sige man ni balik balk oi!
Mail thisMasakit ang tiyan
Aug 12, 2008 | brickslayer
Pare 1; Oi! pare! anong nangyari sa'yo!
Pare 2; Eto..masakit ang ulo ko..
Pare 1; Normal lang yan pare!..parang sakit lang nang tiyan yan..pag walang laman ang tiyan..kumakalam..sumasakit..
"Ganyan din ang ulo pag walang laman"...hehehe!
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chrissieSep 01, 2008atay oi
Mail thisMasakit ang tiyan
Aug 12, 2008 | brickslayer
Pare 1; Oi! pare! anong nangyari sa'yo!
Pare 2; Eto..masakit ang ulo ko..
Pare 1; Normal lang yan pare!..parang sakit lang nang tiyan yan..pag walang laman ang tiyan..kumakalam..sumasakit..
"Ganyan din ang ulo pag walang laman"...hehehe!
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Mail thisBAOG
Aug 02, 2008 | cecile
HUSBAND:Love,galing ako sa urologist today,sabi,baog daw ako.

WIFE: Hah?!Eh,galing din ako sa OB-GYNE,sabi buntis daw ako!Buti na lang,nabuntis ako bago ka pa nabaog!
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kailashaneSep 05, 2008oo nga naman nakikibasa lang kau ganyan pa kau mag comments...but anywayz nice joke cecile..dont mind them
cecile Aug 29, 2008wala ka lang magawa jack?why dont you submit a joke as well???
jack Aug 10, 2008no ba yan ang corny
apostola Aug 07, 2008ha!ha!ha!
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