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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a m... May 01, 2007 | Mark Twain I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. COMMENTS

I have never taken any exercise except s... May 01, 2007 | Mark Twain I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. COMMENTS

I have never let my schooling interfere ... May 01, 2007 | Mark Twain I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. COMMENTS

I have been through some terrible things... May 01, 2007 | Mark Twain I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. COMMENTS

I have a higher and grander standard of ... May 01, 2007 | Mark Twain I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. COMMENTS

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