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MRS: sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang;
kung nakatalikod 16 lang,
kung sa kutis 22 lang.
Bale total ay 56, sweetheart. | |
| Who Want's To Be A Millioner?
Home version of who wants to be a millionaire:
Husband: dear puede ka ba ngayon?
Wife: di puede pagod ako!
Husband: is that final?
Wife: FINAL!!!!
Husband: ok, can i phone a friend?!? | DIVORCE
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." | Lawyers Brain
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for other generic profession brain?"
"4 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
| testigo
isang tumistigo sa nangyaring krimen.....
PULIS: Nakita mo ba ang pangyayari?
TESTIGO: Opo sir nakita ko pong lahat
PULIS: Anong baril ang ginamit sa pagpatay?
TESTIGO: Sir di ko po alam ang tawag pero sir ano pong tawag sa baril nyo?
PULIS: Ah! ito ba 45 ang tawag d2.
TESTIGO: Sir medyo mahaba po un 46 or 47 po un...
Ayossss tapos ang kaso....hehehehehe | |
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