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Mail thisHanggang dibdib..
Sep 27, 2008 | brickslayer
Napadaan si Erap sa isang sapa'..may nakita syang naliligo..sabay tanong..
"Pre! malalim ba?.."Hangang dibdib ko! sagot naman nung mamang naliligo..
Naghubad kaagad si Erap sabay dive...Sus! maryosep..bumaon ang ulo sa putik..nagpumiglas na tumayo..
"Pre! sabi mo hanggang dibdib!!galit na tanong ni Erap..
"Hanggang dibdib ko nga!sabay ahon nung mama...Wahhaha!!unano pala...
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sweety Oct 01, 2008luma na "la bang bago jan????
Mail thisLOve KO c ERAP tlga..PromiSe.
Aug 18, 2008 | lei25
A few years ago, President ERAP was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told President ERAP , when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When ERAP met Clinton , he mistakenly said
'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'. )

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then ERAP replied
'me too, ha-ha....'.

COMMENTS
edd_uardOct 01, 2008uy may bagong mas bobo kay erap..
viktorSep 26, 2008COOL!
loveSep 22, 2008bobo tlaga hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh
pinkyladySep 07, 2008nice joke..hehehehe
el_cirujanoSep 02, 2008hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahah
chin_chinAug 28, 2008haha
marvinAug 28, 2008do you see it's a joke
lei25 Aug 24, 2008hehe..ty tol xander.komkontra k b jing.hehe
jingAug 21, 2008are you sure??
xanderAug 20, 2008hahaha nice one, i choose jokes alot but this one sounds good, nice one!!!
Mail thisDANKTRAP
Aug 04, 2008 | lei25
JINGGOY: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.

ERAP: ano ung danktrak?

JINGGOY: Yun pong trak na sampu(10) ang gulong na may kargang buhangin.

ERAP: Tanga!. GAgO. BobO!.StUpiDo, TaranTado,.antipatiKO!.walang pinaGaraLan.. hinde danktrak un...

TEN MILLER!!!
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chin_chinAug 28, 2008haha.. tawa naman ako
lei25 Aug 11, 2008hehe..lols..
jaymarAug 10, 2008ala ka nang pag asa lei, manyakis kana from the start, hehe
lei25 Aug 09, 2008hehe..lols..nagbago n ko jaymar..nyahehe..
WATAPAK Aug 07, 2008NICE WAHHAHAHAHA
apostola Aug 07, 2008ha!ha!ha!
jaymarAug 06, 2008lei, di bagay sau gumawa nang mga jokes na ganyan, mas nag fifit sa personality mo ung joke na bastos hehehe
cecileAug 05, 2008ayyy!grabe!
Mail thisERAP! iba ka...
Jul 29, 2008 | jaymar
E2ng tatlong presidents hangang hanga sa sarili nila nagpayabangan sila sa isa't isa:

Mr president of Russia: WE ARE THE FIRST IN SPACE

Mr president ng america: we are first in the moon

Erap-presidente ng phils.: we will BE the first in the sun

"nagtataka ang dalawa at tinanung si erap kung panu magagawa un...."

Sagot ni erap "WE ARE NOT STUPID, WE WILL GO THERE AT NIGHT!!!!"
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yellow Sep 14, 2008hahaha, nakakaiyak tlga c pareng erap..
kaye Sep 07, 2008why not... wais tlaga si erap
paolin Aug 08, 2008eh bat ganun we are stupid people how can we go their all together the spaceship will melt and we can nevver go bak in earth
marizelski Aug 06, 2008ngekkk! buti pa dito russia kita ko sun eclipes few days ago wow..ganda
cecileJul 29, 2008ah okey.
cecileJul 29, 2008ah okey.
Mail thisHomeless
Jul 24, 2008 | big brother
INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?

ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.

INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?

ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.
COMMENTS
freakinweirdSep 18, 2008oo nga naman
marizelski Aug 06, 2008kantahan na lang kita. THERE'S NO PEOPLE IN MY NIEGHBORHOOD,IN MY NIEGHBORHOOD,BECAUSE I HAVE NO HOUSE.
marizelski Aug 06, 2008talagang ganyan NPA...
rostanJul 31, 2008nice answer
cecileJul 28, 2008oo nga naman!!!!!jan ako bilib kay erap!!!!!!!!!!
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