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Mail thisThe Perfect Worker
7 hrs. ago | whitefang
The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
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jaguar5 hrs. agohahaha! da best!
Mail thistalino mo anak!
8 hrs. ago | Mich109
Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.
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Mail thisSexyng misis
8 hrs. ago | Mich109
Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy na ang misis ko kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng 10 kilo 'yung kabayo!
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Mail this2 kamay na ayaw pumalakpak
Sep 04, 2008 | apostola
sino ang may dalawang kamay na ayaw pumalakpak?

answer: C L O C K!
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Mail thisANUNG SABI?
Sep 04, 2008 | apostola
anung sabi ng isang mata sa kabilang mata?

"may umaamoy sa gitna natin!"
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