ADIKSYONARYO Nov 14, 2008 | iRoNmAiDeN26 >nDi Lhat nG pinK kikAy...-MMDA >nDi LhaT nG gReeN msususTansYa.. -Plema >nDi LhaT nG mLaLakas.. "Super Hero".. -Putok >nDi Lhat nG mBaho taE o BasuRa.. -PuLuBi >nDi LhaT nG siSikaT aRtistA.. -aRaw sOrRy yaN LnG n iCp Qoh eH..ü COMMENTS
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Good Husband to be? Oct 20, 2008 | Eyes_Of_Chaos future family I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car. COMMENTS
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c kumpare pla! Oct 20, 2008 | Eyes_Of_Chaos Pinapili Edwin: Pare, pinapili ako ng misis ko. Pag-ibig daw ba o kaibigan? Michael: Kaya ka nandito ngayon, dahil ang pinili mo, kaibigan? Edwin: Pare, hindi, eh. Pag-ibig ang pinili ko… I love you, pare! COMMENTS
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Sex Oct 08, 2008 | apostola Sex is"Dangerous" Aray Masakit! Sex is "Religious" Oh!My God ang sarap! Sex is "athletic" Cge bilisan m0 pah! Sex is "deadly" Subukan mong bunutin, papatayin kitah! COMMENTS
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I miss you! Oct 08, 2008 | apostola d word"miss" Is also prt 0f d word "love" So wen sm1 says i miss u! it als0 mean dat dey love u! n0w y did i txt u? Cmply bcoz.... my load ako!hehehe COMMENTS
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