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 Q and ANov 16, 2008 | iRoNmAiDeN26 May isang science teacher pumasok sa classroom.Teacher:Okay, our Lesson for today is Science, Kristine what is Science?? Kristine:Ah, it's our lesson for the day. COMMENTS
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| no shit... Nov 13, 2008 | edd_uard A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead." COMMENTS | ||||||||||||||||||||
| no shit... Nov 13, 2008 | edd_uard A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead." COMMENTS | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Misua Aug 18, 2008 | kailashane Sa isang malayong lugar, may dumayo ng ligaw mula sa kamaynilaang binata. inabot sya ng gabi kaya inalok sya ng lola na dun na matulog sa bahay ng dalaga:(Oras ng hapunan) Lola: Iho kumain ka na masarap ang niluto ko na ulam sinabawang misua na may sardinas Binata: (nahihiya kahit gutom) Naku lola wag na po busog pa ho ako ang makituloy dito ay sapat na po. Lola: abay di ka na ba mapipilit iho? sige magpahinga ka na at matulog maaga ka pa gigising bukas. (natulog ang binata at sa kalagitnaan ng gabi bigla syang nagutom kaya naghanap sya sa kusina ng makakain) Binata: (may nahagip na bowl na may laman) siguro ito yung ulam kanina (tinikman) ito nga ung misua.. (sa madalit sabi nabusog sya sa nakain nya sa kusina at nakatulog ng mahimbing hanggang kinaumagahan.) Lola: (may hinahanap) asan na kaya un? Binata: Magandang umaga lola! anu ho ba ang hinahanap nyo?(kinakabahan na baka hanapin ang tirang ulam) Lola: ah wala iho hinahanap ko lang yung laman nitong maliit na palanggana ko..itatapon ko sana yung mga sipon at ubo ko kagabi. COMMENTS
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| magkumpareng lasing Jul 17, 2008 | niceguy4u dalawang magkumpareng lasing ang naglalakad sa daan....LASING-1:(may nakita sa daan..)pare anu yon...? LASING-2:(tumingin sa tinuro ng kasama...) tae ng kalabaw yan pare!.... LASING-1:pare hindi yan tae...cake yan... LASING-2:pare lasing kana talaga.....tae lang ng kalabaw yan... LASING-1:hindi yan tae pare..cake nga yan... LASING-2:pare bat di mu kaya tignan... LASING-1:(lumapit sa tae at tinikman)..pwe!..ang pangit nang lasa...tae nga pare...buti nalang di natin naapakan... ahahaha...ndi nga naapakan..kinain naman..ehe COMMENTS
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