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 KASALSep 13, 2008 | death_angel Father: ikaw lalaki, tingatanggap mo bang maging kabiyak ang taong ito habangbuhay?Lalaki: Opo Father: At ikaw naman, malanding pokpok kang bakla ka mukha kang kabayo, akala mo siguro ang ganda mo sa gown mo, noh?! Tinatanggap moba ang lalaking ito na hindi ka magsisisi kahit magkabaon-baon ka sa utang sa pagsustento sa kaniya? Bakla: Father, sabihin niyo na lang kung tutol kayo sa kasal na ito kaysa naman tumalak ka dyan, naka-mike ka pa naman COMMENTS
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| Sino kaya? Jul 17, 2008 | brickslayer Nag swimming ang mga bakla sa pool at nag chikahan about sa mga fafa nila..Eh! biglang may lumutang na CONDOM sa tabi nila..Uyyyy!!! "Sinong umutooot"..Nakakainggit namaaaann!! COMMENTS
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| XXL Jul 08, 2008 | pairlead BADING na may binili sa MERCURY Drug Store....... .....Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom? Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo? Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan! COMMENTS
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| blonde joke Feb 05, 2008 | lilarox A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?” COMMENTS
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| Another reason why Pinays shouldn't bleach their hair... Feb 05, 2008 | lilarox A blonde Pinay, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde Pinay said, "How about pipty dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde Pinay came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "O-o," the blonde Pinay answered, "and I had paint lept ober, so I gabe it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde Pinay added, "It's not a PORCH, it's a PERRARI" COMMENTS
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