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Mail thisSardinas
Aug 22, 2010 | babe25
Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!
COMMENTS
....Sep 07, 2010mas tanga ka ungas
khit cnuhSep 07, 2010ang tanga nman n2?!!!
jehehe Sep 06, 2010gutom na ata
^_^meSep 06, 2010haha!!ang tanga tanga!!
LanceAug 30, 2010hahaha kawawa yung anak ng ina sinabihan pa ng hayup ka haha
JakeAug 25, 2010mas nakakahiya ka mjchelle, para kang tanga
mjchelle22Aug 25, 2010ang tanga naman ng anak mo nakakahiya huhuhu * mjchelle22 *
PaulineAug 25, 2010huh? What? .........
!@#$Aug 23, 2010isa ka pa, wag ka na magcomment.. panira ka lang ng site.. b0b0..
tanga Aug 23, 2010mas bobo k kya..wag k mgbsa...ulul..
Mail thisIn-flight Jokes
Aug 17, 2010 | momsy_online
Heard on a flight:

Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light them, you can smoke them.

As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.
COMMENTS
....Sep 07, 2010bobo ka kc kya d mo gets..
alona Sep 06, 2010anu daw????
secret Sep 04, 2010english lang kaya di mi maintindihan. haha
-_-Sep 04, 2010cornie
mhike Aug 28, 2010puta ang cornieeeeeeeee naman
PaulineAug 25, 2010huh? What?
qwertyAug 22, 2010wala to, corny ng mga jokes..
^_^Aug 22, 2010ui, wag naman ganun..nag-eefort siya.. haha
^_^Aug 22, 2010ui, wag naman ganun..nag-eefort siya.. haha
^_^Aug 22, 2010ui, wag naman ganun..nag-eefort siya.. haha
Mail thisKape
Aug 17, 2010 | momsy_online
Sa isang coffee shop...

Customer: Miss, magkano ang isang tasang kape.
Waitress: Sir, 50 pesos na po ang kape namin.
Customer: Ha? Bakit naman ang mahal na?
Waitress: Kasi po mahal na ang gasolina.
Customer: Eh, di huwag mo na lang lagyan ng gasolina ang kape ko.
COMMENTS
alona Sep 06, 2010hhehehehehehehehe
roselyn..Sep 05, 2010hehehe kaka tawa
___Sep 04, 2010hehehe
preciousAug 25, 2010haahahha..
JakeAug 25, 2010Basa na, nabasa ng kape..
PaulineAug 25, 2010Hahahahha.......
tmplsnAug 24, 2010cnu basa na hehe pasali
sex sex sexAug 22, 2010ohhhh, basa n ko...
aaaaaaahhh..Aug 22, 2010me too.. tara..
fuck meAug 18, 2010im horny
Mail thisFish says...
Aug 16, 2010 | momsy_online
Tanong: Ano ang sinasabi ng bangus kapag mamamatay na siya?

Sagot: I’m daing!

Tanong: Ano ang sinasabi ng isda kapag hinihiwa siya sa gitna?

Sagot: I’m tuna (two na).

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jijimon Sep 06, 2010nice one
-__-Sep 04, 2010nice.....
tans phil Aug 31, 2010hehehe astig
Lance Aug 30, 2010 Ganda ng joke na to isda lhat haha
mhike Aug 28, 2010hahaha boring
PaulineAug 25, 2010nice one!
...Aug 18, 2010harhar,CORNY?
>ah-uhmAug 18, 2010harhar,FUNNY!
Mail thisMinimum Fare
Aug 16, 2010 | momsy_online
Isang araw sa isang jeepney...

Pasahero: Mama, magkano po ang pamasahe?

Driver: Seven pesos yong minimum.

Pasahero: (Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kumuha ng pera, kulang pala ang pamasahe niya.) Patay, kulang itong pera ko. Paano kaya ito? (Nag isip ito at lumingon sa driver. Napansin niya na duling ito. Sabi niya sa kanyang sarili, tama duling itong driver sigurado kapag nagbigay ako ng 3.50 hindi diya mapapansin na kulang itong pera ko, kasi doble ang paningin nito. Inabot niya sa driver ang pera.

Ngunit laking gulat niya ng biglang sinabi ng driver sa kanya.

Driver: Kulang ito!

Pasahero: Anong kulang? Di ba sabi mo 7 peso ang minimum?

Driver: Oo nga 7 pesos. Eh! Dalawa kaya kayo.

ngek! akala mo nakalusot ka noh!
COMMENTS
alona Sep 07, 2010naihi ako sa kakatawa nice juk po!
alona Sep 06, 2010hahahahaahaahahahaha
--------------------Sep 04, 2010wow
tans Aug 31, 2010hahahaha lupit
dmpzutiL Aug 31, 2010lolx..
preciousAug 25, 2010hahahaha
PaulineAug 25, 2010hahaha
!@#$Aug 23, 2010pre preho lang kaung mga ulol..
!!!!Aug 22, 2010mas lalo ka na..
Frrrr Aug 21, 2010gago ka
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