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 TigreJul 15, 2008 | brickslayer Inggo; Uy! Domeng buntis pala asawa mo!Domeng; Opo!! Inggo; Ano ba ipapangalan mo pag lalake! Domeng; Tigre po! Inggo; Anak ka ng....andaming pangalan, Tigre pa napili mo..Bweset!! Domeng; Bakit ba kayo nakikialam ..pwede nga yung "LEON"!~ ...Tigre pa kaya!!! Nyeee!.. COMMENTS
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| Butiki Jul 10, 2008 | brickslayer May dalawang butiki nag-uusap sa kisame...Boy Butiki; Darling, gagamitin kita mamaya..lam mo na..(sabay hampas ang buntot) Girl Butiki;Utot mo!..di nahulog ako pag tumihaya ako dito.. COMMENTS
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| Kuwentong makahayop Jun 29, 2008 | nicko024 May isang manok naubod ng libog. Sa bukid, lahat pinapatos niya. Ang baboy, bibe, kambing at pati baka…Kaya sinabi ng mga hayop sa manok… “ hay naku manok, mangisay ka sana sa sobrang libog mo!!!!” Isang araw, nakita ng mga hayop ang manok na nakahandusay sa lupa at nangingisay.. Hayop: buti nga sa iyo!!! Mamatay ka sa libog!!! Manok: mga ulol!!! Antayin niyo ako!! Pagkatapos ko ditto sa LANGGAM yari kayo!!! COMMENTS
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| Bear, Rabbit, & the Golden frog May 31, 2008 | Eyes_Of_Chaos Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. COMMENTS | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Talo ang pinoy May 02, 2008 | Genesis 3 na kalahok ang magpapatibayan sa paligsahan kung cno ang tatagal sa isang cabinet na me kasamang isang malansa at mabahong kambing.1st Contestant:(American) pumasok sa cabinet..after 10minutes...say ng kano" Holy Shit! i cant take the smell anymore! i give up!" sabay labas. 2nd contestant: (pinoy) ang hina naman nila. pumasok. after 15 minutes..lumabas..cgaw "medic! medic! help me d aq makahinga sa baho!" 3rd Contestant: (Bumbay) pumasok sa cabinet..after 5 minutes.........lumabas yung Kambing...say nya "Meeee meeee ang baho ng bumbay!!"....panalo ang bumbay! COMMENTS
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