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Mail thisAstig si Erap
Jun 26, 2010 | momsy_online
Nakita ni Jinggoy si Erap na nagtatanim pero napansin nya na wala itong tinatanim. Agad agad na nilapitan ni Jinggoy si Erap at tinanong:

Jinggoy: Daddy ano yang tinatanim mo? Parang wala ka namang tinatanim eh?

Erap: SEEDLESS to anak! SEEDLESS!!!

(ngek!!!!)
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marzger Aug 05, 2010redundant and boring story
kikikomasarap Jul 13, 2010tang in mo ang corny! magbaril ka nalang sa ulo gago!!!
Mail thisenglish ability
Jun 01, 2010 | momsy_online
Bumisita si Erap sa isang exclusive school at tinanong siya ng isang estudyane para subukan ang kanyang english ability.

Estudyante: Sir, can you use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DETAIL and DEFEAT in a sentence.

Erap: (Nag-isip at pagkatapos ng 15 minutos) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,
DEFEAT first and then DETAIL!

(O db!!!)
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aseJul 05, 2010korny
hoy russel kikuchi Jun 04, 2010hahaha
Mail thisnagtanim
May 18, 2010 | momsy_online
Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakakita na naloloko na siya dahil wala naman siyang itinatanim.

Guard: Sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah..

Erap: Bobo!!! Seedless ito!!!
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RVQ13May 21, 2010bobo luma na to
Mail thiskurtina
May 10, 2010 | momsy_online
TINDERA: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina!

ERAP: Sige, bibili ako para sa computer ko.

TINDERA: Bakit po sa computer?

ERAP: May Windows kasi ang computer ko eh!

(Hehehehe)
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sasa Sep 07, 2010baliw ang gumawa
asdsadsadJul 23, 2010Korni !!!
toinksMay 26, 2010haha kulet ^_^
rosemarieMay 13, 2010omoshiroi
Mail thisErap bumps a foreigner
May 02, 2010 | momsy_online
Erap: Sorry
Foreigner: I'm sorry too!
Erap: Sorry 3
Foreigner: What are you sorry for?
Erap: Sorry 5
Foreigner: Sorry but your sick!!!
Erap: Sorry 7 ... (akala yata nito hindi ako marunong magbilang, ah!!!)

(ngek......)
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jinggoy Sep 07, 2010siraulo tatay ko supot pa kasi
ccretJun 14, 2010nrinig q na yan laos!
ccretJun 14, 2010nrinig q na yan laos!
dhianne May 03, 2010corni sana wala na lng ngek....
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