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Mail thisSoda Machine
Jul 10, 2010 | momsy_online
One day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out.

She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the sodas came out.

Someone walked up to her and asked her if they could get a soda.

The blonde said, 'Get out of my face, I'm winning!
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JakeAug 31, 2010Slut machine
tampopoAug 25, 2010slot machine
Aug 22, 2010old
Mail thisBlonde Swimming
Jun 27, 2010 | momsy_online
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some discussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set. One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two. After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight.

Redhead: What took you so long?
Brunette: There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?
Redhead: No. Blondie is still out there somewhere.

They decided to wait. Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the Blonde

Brunette: What took you so long?
Blondie: What do you expect? You guys cheated! You used your hands!
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marzger57 Aug 05, 2010very.....very...very....boring
Mail thistotoo ba ang chismax?
Apr 29, 2010 | momsy_online
Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang 'yun galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila.... chura nila! hmpf!
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CRIME.STAR *Jun 26, 2010waa wit fpa bua uhn beckii ?? naq kuda nua nqa nan chuva ii .`
---->♥May 09, 2010bakla gag...arte mOe..
---->♥May 09, 2010bakla gag...arte mOe..
---->♥May 09, 2010bakla gag...arte mOe..
ta3 May 07, 2010talaga bading nga un,
pakipot Apr 29, 2010sure ko bading ang gumawa nito
Mail thisNauto C DAddy
Nov 06, 2009 | aprilkateorendain
DADDY:Junjun wag ka ngang babakla-bakla kundi magugulpi kita
Junjun:Dad,Mom pupunta po muna ako sa basket ball court
DADDDY:Wow astig ka na ngaun
Jun jun:Mommy nakita moh po ba ung pompoms ko


HEhehhe
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---->♥May 09, 2010bOngga mO teh!
ramzkie Apr 09, 2010har har har!
ramzkie Apr 09, 2010har har har!
lenyan Apr 09, 2010hahaha
kaka Mar 18, 2010un ung ginagamit ng mga ngchee-cheer
kaka Mar 18, 2010un ung ginagamit ng mga ngchee-cheer
carlo Feb 23, 2010anong pompoms?lol
nikkiNov 29, 2009la wenta
zam....Nov 27, 2009parang c joker baklaaa.. hahaha
joker Nov 20, 2009anong grupo niyo GAY FEDERACION!
Mail thisDAD
May 06, 2009 | nhess
January 18th, 2008

Junior: Dad…may gusto akong aminin sayo…bakla ako dad…

Tatay: Ssshhhh!!! Wit ka loud baka ma-hear tayo ng mudra mez!!! Kapag tayong dalawa lang, keri mo akong tawaging mother!



Ahahahaaha apir mother!!! LOL
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>ah-uhmAug 18, 2010TALANDI!
---->LoveMay 09, 2010ay isUmbOng kita eh..
yunMar 28, 2010Oo nga pareho ng gusto
radhaheliani27 Dec 01, 2009like father like son nga nman...hehehe
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