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Mail thisItinuro
May 05, 2010 | momsy_online
Matapos ang 20 taon, nagbalikbayan ang anak ni Pedro mula sa Amerika kung saan ito lumaki. Isang umaga, nag uusap ang mag ama...

Pedro: John, marami akong ITINURO sa ating bagong maid.

John: Dad, please speak in English!

Pedro: John, I fingered our new maid many times!

(ano daw un???? hehehe)
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jejemonh8rAug 06, 2010ewww...so dirty!
minyongJul 02, 2010ok to ah!
don2 nasugbuMay 31, 2010mahalay! cge phaaaah......
Toronto KidMay 22, 2010Grabe....isang finger lang ba?
rosemarieMay 14, 2010ahahaaaaaaaa very good
Mail thisUse in a sentence
Apr 30, 2010 | momsy_online
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:

American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimmingPaul.
COMMENTS
jejemonh8rAug 06, 2010jejemon!
asdsadJul 23, 2010ok na ok ahahahaha
argh! Jul 02, 2010hahaha
?????????May 24, 2010jejemon
jhunaroseMay 14, 2010ahahahaaaaaaako
nitchMay 10, 2010ahahaha.:)) ok,:))
ehmoehghuerl May 03, 2010lhuephuoam jamez
jamezMay 02, 2010jejejejejejejejejj
hahhahahah May 02, 2010hahahahahahaha
Mail thisGulo sa Luneta
Dec 08, 2009 | boie_sili
Pards, Nabalitaan mo ba ung naganap na gulo kahapon sa Luneta?

Grabe, halos lahat ng mga tao nagsi-takbuhan sa matinding takot..! Pati nga rin ako..takot na takot ring napatakbo, eh!


Bakit Pards, ano ba ang nangyari?



UMULAN NG MALAKAS!

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Robert ChristopherJun 21, 2010tae muh ..titi mo mai kuko
RVQ13Apr 14, 2010.......................... ay sori.. tatawa na pla BWAHAHAHA!!! ok? next.
uto mo Apr 10, 2010mag-payong ka,pwe!
angebea08 Feb 04, 2010sabihin mo joke para matawa ako
dramaqueenJan 21, 2010ano kayo goat?!takot na takot mabasa?!!!
_(_)_* Dec 18, 2009xemps
bfbfdbd Dec 17, 2009hay naku
LhAiRaDec 14, 2009..♥♥niCe..
lhadie.antifatickahDec 11, 2009..ngeksxz
yheng Dec 10, 2009ahahaha...adik'
Mail thisitapon
Jul 31, 2009 | just_4_lafs
in a ship american,chinese,pinoy

american: i'll throw this laptop into the sea too many of these in our country.

chinese: me too.. i'll throw this phone too many of these in our country.

pinoy: eto korean i'll throw them too....sooooooooooo many of them in our country..

PEACE!!!! korean rocks!!!
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jejemonh8rAug 06, 2010bkit korean...tv shows lng nman
hackerx_X Nov 22, 2009ewan
trigerAug 28, 2009toinks
just_4_lafs Aug 04, 2009sa kaban..
astigg Aug 01, 2009wer baul u get ur jokes that r inaamag nah.
Mail thisLottery Winner
Mar 08, 2009 | gadyetjunkie
Sa UK, isang Cebuano ang nanalo sa Lottery. Takbo agad siya sa Lottery Office para kunin ang ang pera.
Cebuano: I want my $20 million!
Lotto Official: No, Sir, Hindi po ganoon ang pag bayad namin. Sa umpisa, bibigyan ka namin ng 1 Million. Every year thereafter, Ibibigay namin sa iyo ang 1 Million.
Cebuano: Kailangan ko na ang buong pera ngayon!
Lotto Official: Talagang hindi pwedi dahil may kasulatan diyan sa likod ng ng ticket na hindi pwedi ang Lump Sum!
Cebuano: Look, I want my money now! Pag hindi niyo ibibigay ang $20 million ngayon, mabuti pa, Ibalik niyo na sa akin ang $1.00 na puhunan ko sa ticket!!!
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USCOMMENT 20 hrs. agoSAKSAKAN NAMAN NG KATANGAHAN ITO, PATI JOKER NAPAKATANGA!!! A DOLLAR IN UK? SINCE WHEN?? THATS A SHAME
Eagle Mar 17, 2010ndi naman dollars sa UK eh. Pounds
alex Oct 07, 2009tamodlo kupal ikaw libing ko dyan ehh
trigerAug 28, 2009wa wew haha
misz.mo May 01, 2009wat a big s2pidty..wahahaha...
nhess Apr 27, 2009hahaha nice,katangahan hehehe
aussiegirlApr 02, 2009oh,oh, next time check the currency.
anonymousladyMar 31, 2009my dollar n pla s UK...alam ko meron d2 s canada pero UK,ala ah...
manipakwan Mar 28, 2009putanginang joK to, melodramatic....bwiset1
yun na yun? Mar 21, 2009nye
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