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Mail thisMag-amang Millipede
Aug 16, 2010 | DarkZcythe
Ano ang sinabi ni baby millipede kay daddy millipede na ikinatakot nito?

Baby Millipede: Daddy, ibili mo ko ng shoes.

^_^

At ano naman ang isinagot ni daddy millipede kay baby millipede na ikinatakot nito?

Daddy Millipede: Sipain kita d'yan eh.

^_^
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pangit Aug 27, 2010ang corny!!!!
PaulineAug 25, 2010huh
yelimsAug 24, 2010grabe CORNY..
!@#$Aug 22, 2010sayang lang effort mo mag type, korni eh..
Baby MitzAug 19, 2010ewwww, so corny..
DarkZcytheAug 18, 2010lol...Thank you...^_^...
...Aug 18, 2010tang ina mo ulol
Mail thisKing Of The Jungle
Jul 01, 2010 | momsy_online
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!
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JakeAug 31, 2010b0b0 nman ng nagpost nito..
angelAug 26, 2010d ko na get
sumailalimAug 24, 2010 kwento ba'to o kalokohan..
Tiborsyo PelikitotJul 04, 2010Kung magpapatawa ka magpakalbo ka..Booyyysseett!!
kurdapyoJul 02, 2010ano yan? fairy tale?
pogi_ako Jul 02, 2010da fu*k was dat men
Mail thisVampire Bat
Jul 01, 2010 | momsy_online
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. 'OK, follow me' he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. 'Now, do you see that tree over there?' he asked. 'Yes, Yes, Yes!' the bats all screamed in a frenzy. 'Good' said the bat, 'Because I sure as hell didn't!'

(ngek... tumama pala sa puno!!!)
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09216952923 Jul 06, 2010TOL_GUTZ
Mail thisGoldfish
Jun 02, 2010 | momsy_online
Nakita ng kapitbahay si Ana na naghuhukay sa likod bahay. Sumilip siya sa bakod at tinanong ito.

Kapitbahay: Anong hinuhukay mo?
Ana: (Maluha luha)Libingan para sa goldfish kong namatay.
Kapitbahay: Bakit parang ang laki naman yata nyan para sa goldfish mo?
Ana: Eh nandito yung goldfish ko sa tiyan ng alaga mong pusa!!!!

(ngek...)
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whattttAug 24, 2010 whatttt....
dsf Jul 06, 2010put@ktez english yan date
Mail thiscarabao
May 10, 2010 | momsy_online
May alagang carabao si tatay. Inutusan nya ang anak nya…

TATAY: Anak painumin mo yung carabao natin.

ANAK: Opo tay!

Pagkalipas ang dalawang minuto…

ANAK: Tay ayaw naman uminom ng carabao natin…

TATAY: Bakit? Saan mo ba kasi pinainom yung carabao?

ANAK: Sa baso po.

TATAY: Bugok ka pala eh… lagyan mo ng straw!

(ngek!!!)
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niceAug 24, 2010=) sa wakas
bokasbok Jun 23, 2010ayusss
jeeanMay 21, 2010kanami vla xng jwk...haizt..dw mataw klng matawa........wahhahahaahahaha
jhunaroseMay 13, 2010oks lang
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