Mag-amang Millipede Aug 16, 2010 | DarkZcythe
Ano ang sinabi ni baby millipede kay daddy millipede na ikinatakot nito?Baby Millipede: Daddy, ibili mo ko ng shoes. ^_^ At ano naman ang isinagot ni daddy millipede kay baby millipede na ikinatakot nito? Daddy Millipede: Sipain kita d'yan eh. ^_^ COMMENTS
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King Of The Jungle Jul 01, 2010 | momsy_online Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!COMMENTS
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Vampire Bat Jul 01, 2010 | momsy_online A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. 'OK, follow me' he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. 'Now, do you see that tree over there?' he asked. 'Yes, Yes, Yes!' the bats all screamed in a frenzy. 'Good' said the bat, 'Because I sure as hell didn't!'(ngek... tumama pala sa puno!!!) COMMENTS
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Goldfish Jun 02, 2010 | momsy_online Nakita ng kapitbahay si Ana na naghuhukay sa likod bahay. Sumilip siya sa bakod at tinanong ito.Kapitbahay: Anong hinuhukay mo? Ana: (Maluha luha)Libingan para sa goldfish kong namatay. Kapitbahay: Bakit parang ang laki naman yata nyan para sa goldfish mo? Ana: Eh nandito yung goldfish ko sa tiyan ng alaga mong pusa!!!! (ngek...) COMMENTS
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carabao May 10, 2010 | momsy_online May alagang carabao si tatay. Inutusan nya ang anak nya…TATAY: Anak painumin mo yung carabao natin. ANAK: Opo tay! Pagkalipas ang dalawang minuto… ANAK: Tay ayaw naman uminom ng carabao natin… TATAY: Bakit? Saan mo ba kasi pinainom yung carabao? ANAK: Sa baso po. TATAY: Bugok ka pala eh… lagyan mo ng straw! (ngek!!!) COMMENTS
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