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Mail thispinaka corny
May 17, 2009 | kalunay
ayan na si manoy nangunguluntoy,
nakita si inday ang patay ay nabuhay.





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COMMENTS
erapSep 15, 2011kinulam lang sya
qwertySep 28, 2010burat
binsunMay 12, 2010titi
taeNov 29, 2009otin?hahaha joke
Gen Oct 16, 2009tae.....
Mail thisI miss you!
Oct 08, 2008 | apostola
d word
"miss"
Is also
prt 0f

d word
"love"

So
wen
sm1
says

i miss u!

it als0
mean
dat
dey

love u!

n0w
y
did
i txt u?

Cmply
bcoz....

my load ako!hehehe
COMMENTS
emorangerOct 01, 2010ahahaha,astig
blindspot31Aug 26, 2010tulukan
blindspot31Aug 26, 2010tulukan
lykaMar 29, 2010just text me if you want 09292030543
lol Jan 23, 2010ganun..
asheriteruo gurlJan 09, 2010palowd mo aman aq!
khatNov 21, 2009psa load mu nga ako ehehehe
tomisito_ Oct 30, 2009unli ka lang cgro...!
Gen Oct 16, 2009aysus....
anjanette Oct 12, 2009nakakatawa na lng!...!...!...
Mail thiskodigo
Dec 06, 2008 | rgpcjr
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
COMMENTS
Ryan De Leon Jan 03, 2011Bilis naman AMEN....
xin Mar 29, 2009weeeeeeeeeee prayer
shazadnicolas Jan 25, 2009ahaha
= )Jan 21, 2009nice one
bellat ni day Jan 18, 2009funny..hek..hek..
Mail thisA Deadly Love
Aug 02, 2008 | PUNK_emo_DALE
You walked into my life,

not knowing what to expect.

The anger and darkness that filled me frightened you,

but something kept you from leaving me.



Not knowing why you're still here,

your mind is a roller coaster of thoughts,

and feelings you never expected,

but strangely you never wanted them to end.



I could see your feelings grow for me;

the lust in your eyes cannot be mistaken,

with each day it grows more and more,

like the moon in the night's sky.



You're still confused on why you stay,

Knowing that your life could end at any moment.

The danger you're in, from just being with me,

excites you in a way you never knew existed.



What you don't realize is that I know what you are feeling;

you generally love me for the person I am.

What you don't know is that I am not a person at all,

but a creature of the night, a creature that could kill you at any moment.



And yet I let you stay, knowing what I could do,

I fear that I might have feelings for you.

They grow with each passing moment of time we spend together,

but I could never let it go too far, for you would never come back.



So as I watch you, and see your love grow for me,

I know that soon you will be gone forever.

And somehow you know this too,

but you're not afraid you're numbed by your lust for me.



As I watch you die, knowing I could have stopped it,

I tell myself that you meant nothing, but we both know that's not true,

I truly loved you and look at what I did to you.
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Mail thisluma na at laos na
Apr 09, 2010 | pakipot
laos na itong pinaslink joke kasi wala ng nagsasabmit ng mg ajokes puro luma na nakikita ko konti na lang nagtiyatiyaga dito
COMMENTS
Grevin Nov 09, 2011Nice erap
erapSep 15, 2011mga tarantado ba kayo madami ata ang mambabasa ng putang inang site na ito..kaso hindi lang namin alam kung paano mag post..hindot kayo
edwisonAug 19, 2011mas laos ka na pakipot
JakeAug 27, 2010Mas laos ka na gago
big brotherApr 26, 2010oo nga eh, mukahng tinamad na yung mga masisipag dati.. sana meron uling mag submit ng mga bagong jokes
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