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 ang anak ay umuupo na. Dec 10, 2008 | rgpcjr
Ang ina ay gumagapang pa, ang anak ay umuupo na. (The mother still crawls, but the child already sits down.)answer:[hidden] COMMENTS
D umasa sa Asawa!Nov 12, 2009 | spongebob
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari yan! COMMENTS
French croissants and bubble gum Sep 29, 2009 | ^yabyu08^ French croissants and bubble gum A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning... coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American, chewing a gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: Kano: You Filipinos eat the whole bread? Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): Of course. Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines. The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still The American persists. Kano: Do you eat jelly with the bread? Pinoy:Of Course. Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don't. In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines. Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: Do you have sex in America? Kano:Why of course we do. Pinoynow smirking): And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them? Kano: (a bit puzzled): We throw them away, of course. Pinoy: We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America... COMMENTS
Maling akalaSep 16, 2009 | equixylumn May mga tao na hindi mo maintindihan,Akala mo pasaway pero mabait pala. Akala mo walang care pero nag-aalala pala. Iniisip mo rude, pero sweet pala... Parang ikaw, pero ako pala... COMMENTS
WELCOME HOME KABAYANDec 02, 2009 | infomarketing AVIS Welcomes HomeThe BalikbayansAvis salutes our kababayans abroad! As a tribute, we bring back the Welcome Home Kabayan promo. This program which runs from November 15, 2009 thru January15, 2010, is open to all OFWs / Balikbayans who’ll be coming home to the Philippines. A special discount is offered to Walk-In renters (10% on basic rental) and Pre-booked / Prepaid rentals at least 2 days in advance (15% on basic rental + Avis limited edition jacket). For more of this program, Avis 24/7 Helpdesk & Reservation Centre can be contacted at (02) 584-2463 to 64 or visit Avis’ website at www.avis.com.ph. Per DTI NCR permit no. 5478 series of 2009. COMMENTS Please Login to enable Quick Submit form |
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