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Mail thisMukha ko’y totoong tinikan, busilak ang kalooban.
Jan 21, 2009 | rgpcjr
Mukha ko’y totoong tinikan, busilak ang kalooban.





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noobtJul 10, 2009durian o langka,di ko alam
lainerMay 08, 2009rambutan
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Mail thiswag ka magsarili!
Aug 28, 2008 | apostola
wg
mng
srilihn
ang problema.


kung
kelangan
m0 ng
kausap,
d2 lang ak0,
takbuhan
m0 ako.


at tatakbuhan
din kita.

habulan tau...
para masaya,,
hehehe
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mataas tumalon Jul 22, 2010bobo
paniwalaan Mar 09, 2010haha. nice
bhebieMar 01, 2010mga wrai buot.hahaha!!
dramaqueenFeb 04, 2010sory ha..una ko kasi ito nabasa sa cell ko.........
lhadyJan 09, 2010jejejejejeje..lufhet aman ne2!
mahal_43 Jan 06, 2010hahahahaha lupit
sweet Nov 25, 2009hahah!!!astig wah!!!
anjanette Oct 12, 2009hehehe!funny!!!
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Mail thislittle johnny
Aug 27, 2008 | whitefang
A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left??
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot?

The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.?

Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married??

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?

To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.?
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edd_uardOct 01, 2008sino ulit student yung student??????
roncecilio Sep 26, 2008hey madam, i like your imagination
freakinweirdSep 25, 2008ano daw sina-suck nya?
kevin Sep 15, 2008nbasa ko na sa fhm to dati pa
jussefSep 14, 2008i like yout thinking o.o
russellAug 28, 2008joke time
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Mail thisBe the first to the field and the last t...
May 01, 2007 | Chinese Proverb
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
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Mail thisluma na at laos na
Apr 09, 2010 | pakipot
laos na itong pinaslink joke kasi wala ng nagsasabmit ng mg ajokes puro luma na nakikita ko konti na lang nagtiyatiyaga dito
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JakeAug 27, 2010Mas laos ka na gago
big brotherApr 26, 2010oo nga eh, mukahng tinamad na yung mga masisipag dati.. sana meron uling mag submit ng mga bagong jokes
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